High Standards and Good Times: The New Standard Grand Haven Way
What’s the deal with dispensaries? You walk in, feeling like you’re doing something grandly subtle, only to be greeted with a mind-boggling array of choices. It’s like going into a doughnut shop and having to choose between maple-glazed, cream-filled, powdered, plain, and… you get the idea, right? So when I heard about a dispensary named New Standard Grand Haven, I thought, “Finally, a place that understands the simplicity of quality.”
Now, I don’t want to mention anyone’s name, but let’s just say there’s a *new standard* in town. Nestled in lovely Grand Haven, MI, which, by the way, what’s the deal with Michigan? Lakes and rivers, and yet they’re known for their motor city. Life’s funny, isn’t it? But I digress.
Back to New Standard. What sets these folks apart has got to be their approach. Everything’s transparent – except the containers, obviously. Because who would want that? “Oh look Patricia, they’ve thrown in a couple of stems and some seeds in my order as a little surprise!” Said no one, ever.
We all appreciate quality, and standards should be high, just like… well, let’s remain professional. So, what’s the main mantra here? Quality, sustainably grown, tested products that you can rely on – it’s like the farm-to-table trend hopped over to the Cannabis industry.
Before you start wondering if there’s a menu with wine pairings (Cabernet Sauvignon and Sour Diesel, anyone?), let me put your mind at rest. They’ve got knowledgeable budtenders, folks who can guide you around like a personal shopper at a high-end department store, only way cooler – and definitely more green.
They’ve got everything labeled, carefully sorted, with information available right down to the terpene profile. It’s like going to a coffee shop where they tell you the type of coffee, where it was grown, harvested, roasted, and more. Only instead of ending up jittery, you end up feeling…well…a whole lot better!
Call them a dispensary, a shop, a weed haven, or my ‘I’ve-had-a-hard-week-and-need-some-Zen’ place, New Standard Grand Haven isn’t your standard, run-of-the-mill joint. It’s more like a sanctuary that pairs highs with high standards. They say you can always judge a person by the standards they keep – and it looks like New Standard Grand Haven’s standards are soaring way above sea level.
And that’s truly something to celebrate, folks. No need for punch lines or comic relief. Peace of mind and a guarantee of quality, that’s what they’re serving up at this Grand Haven staple. So if you ever find yourself in Michigan, brimming with lakes and mystery, take a turn towards this dispensary. It’s simple – just like ordering coffee, without the annoying spelling errors on your takeaway cup. And isn’t that a relief we can all get behind?